What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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