is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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