was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize