oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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