Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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