His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
two words: eviction party
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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