Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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