If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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