I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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