i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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