Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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