I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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