I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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