is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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