What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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