I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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