and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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