And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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