no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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