Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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