there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I love you. Go after that dick
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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