No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Randomize
