last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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