haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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