some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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