You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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