"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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