Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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