it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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