We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
be right there i have to get my cape
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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