I'm really into asian looking animals
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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