did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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