you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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