i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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