So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?