i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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