i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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