Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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