The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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