I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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