I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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