they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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