Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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