What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
