PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
handjob tips. give me some.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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