Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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