..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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