i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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