you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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