you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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