Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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