The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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