week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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