You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
try to milk me bitch
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
