So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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