I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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